#incorrect headcanon

[minervas-marauders]

Dumbledore: I can't have a student die during detention.

Dumbledore: not again

[greencarnationproduct]

Dragon prince theory: Aaravos got locked up in the mirror because he kept distracting other elf commanders with his naked torso, sexy voice, suggestive touches and inappropriate talk, and they just couldn't concentrate on their mission with him being around

[lost-in-the-stars-for-eternity]

Therapist: "How stable is your family?"

William: "Uhh...Usually when we eat pizza, we fight over the last slice"

Therapist: "And are these fights bad?"

William: "Long story short: My best friend had to come over to restrain a 6 years old from killing the oldest. And now we don't eat pizza anymore unless he is at our house."

Therapist: *Laughing nervously* "Wtf?"

[creme-meme]

Endgame deleted scene

Thor: my brother is gone... I'll never see him again... I never got to tell him so many things... he suffered so much in life... I hope he finds peace in death...

Loki: [putting on green lipstick and black nail polish] how do I look?

Death: are you seriously still here

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

It's 3 am on a weekday and catch the dead admin rise from her grave with an angsty headcanon which frankly, isn't necessary.

Okay tho, but what if Arjuna died before Krishna tho? Are we talking nuclear fallout for 10,000 years? Just asking.

- Mod G

[ft-kpop-blog]

Rules

 Outfits: When requesting, you must include: Scenario, Idol(s)/group, and gender. We do couples outfits as well. (E.g: Rap Monsters 5th anniversary with his girlfriend) Genres can include: Fluff and NSFW/Smut 

Reactions: When requesting, you must include a prompt and an idol(s)/group. (E.g: Got7′s reaction to their idol, significant other slipping on stage) Genres: All. WARNING: All reactions will be Gender neutral unless otherwise requested

MTL’s: When requesting, you must include a prompt and an idol(s)/group. We will NOT do MTL’s for race or religion. (E.g: Exo, MTL, to shower over take baths) Genre: All. WARNING: All reactions will be Gender neutral unless otherwise requested

Drabbles: When requesting, you must include a scenario and an Idol. Drabbles will range from 500-1,000 words. (E.g: Xiumin trying to get you to call him oppa) Drabble challenges will always be out but updated over time. Genre: All.  WARNING: All reactions will be Gender neutral unless otherwise requested

Texts: When requesting, you must include a prompt and an idol(s)/group. We will use Kakao as our messaging app. (E.g: Texts with NCT 127 about them getting you pads/tampons) Genre: All. WARNING: All reactions will be Gender neutral unless otherwise requested

Snaps:  When requesting, you must include a prompt and an idol(s)/group. (E.g: Shinee snaps right before their concert) Genre: All. WARNING: All reactions will be Gender neutral unless otherwise requested

Incorrect Headcanons: When submitting, you must include an idol/group. To explain, we will be making things up that relate to the idol/group. (E.g: Submission: Bts. IH: J-hope was actually raised by horses.) 

[minervas-marauders]

Remus made a series for Wizards that was essentially crash course but he critized professor Binns during it

[minervas-marauders]

marauders 2020 au: they all start a band but they are each out of sync because video calls suck haha