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Pippa:*laying her head on Hecate’s lap*

Hecate, petting her head: This is why people think we're dating

Pippa, sitting up: Wait- We're not dating?

Hecate and Pippa revising for their end-of-year examinations at school

Pippa: *ruling across almost every line with a fluorescent pink highlighter*

Hecate: Pippa, you only have to highlight the important things.

Pippa:

Hecate:

Pippa: *boops Hecate's nose with the highlighter*

Hecate: I never thought I'd say this out loud, but I miss Pippa

Mildred: well I have good news and bad news

Hecate: What's the good news?

Mildred: the good news is that you won't have to miss her anymore

Hecate: and the bad news?

Mildred, gesturing to a beaming Pippa behind her: she just heard everything you said

Hecate: *feels an emotion*

Hecate: Who authorised this?

Julie: Oh, I see, you came with your grumpy friend today.

Pippa: Hecate may be grumpy but she has a good heart.

Julie: Yes, I've noticed how you likertouching her "good heart".

Pippa: …

Hecate: I'm actually deeply in love with Pippa, we've been dating for a couple of months now, we even have pet names.

Dimity, on the verge of tears: Why are you telling me this?

Hecate, grinning: Because you can't keep a secret to save your life and when you finally break, no one will believe you.

Dimity: Say you tell Pippa you love her, what's the worst that could happen?

Hecate: She could hear me

Hecate: One time I went into my office, turned on the lights, and found Mildred just standing there

Hecate: I turned the lights off, heard a crash, flicked them back on and she was gone

Hecate: I still don't know why she was in my office

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