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Pippa:*laying her head on Hecate’s lap*

Hecate, petting her head: This is why people think we're dating

Pippa, sitting up: Wait- We're not dating?

Hecate: I never thought I'd say this out loud, but I miss Pippa

Mildred: well I have good news and bad news

Hecate: What's the good news?

Mildred: the good news is that you won't have to miss her anymore

Hecate: and the bad news?

Mildred, gesturing to a beaming Pippa behind her: she just heard everything you said

Julie: Oh, I see, you came with your grumpy friend today.

Pippa: Hecate may be grumpy but she has a good heart.

Julie: Yes, I've noticed how you likertouching her "good heart".

Pippa: …

Hecate: I’m adopting a child

Mildred: O congratulat-

Hecate, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you sign here

Pippa: Mildred, I have to tell you something, but you have to promise not to freak out.

Mildred: What? You're scaring me.

Pippa: Hecate and I are no longer dating.

Mildred: WHAT? What happened? How can you do this to me? After all those years- I can't belie-

Pippa: *showing off her ring*

BECAUSE WE'RE ENGAGED! HA!

Pippa: It feels like you're being a little harsh.

Hecate: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

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