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@incorrect0hicsqueak
Hecate: I never thought I'd say this out loud, but I miss Pippa
Mildred: well I have good news and bad news
Hecate: What's the good news?
Mildred: the good news is that you won't have to miss her anymore
Hecate: and the bad news?
Mildred, gesturing to a beaming Pippa behind her: she just heard everything you said
Julie: Oh, I see, you came with your grumpy friend today.
Pippa: Hecate may be grumpy but she has a good heart.
Julie: Yes, I've noticed how you likertouching her "good heart".
Pippa: …
Pippa:*laying her head on Hecate’s lap*
Hecate, petting her head: This is why people think we're dating
Pippa, sitting up: Wait- We're not dating?
Hecate: *feels an emotion*
Hecate: Who authorised this?
Mildred: Is it called 'sand' because it's in between the sea and the land?
Hecate: …
Mildred: Miss Hardbroom, I'm serious-
Hecate: I know you're serious.
Pippa: Mildred, I have to tell you something, but you have to promise not to freak out.
Mildred: What? You're scaring me.
Pippa: Hecate and I are no longer dating.
Mildred: WHAT? What happened? How can you do this to me? After all those years- I can't belie-
Pippa: *showing off her ring*
BECAUSE WE'RE ENGAGED! HA!
Pippa: It feels like you're being a little harsh.
Hecate: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.
Hecate: I’m adopting a child
Mildred: O congratulat-
Hecate, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you sign here
Hecate: I'm actually deeply in love with Pippa, we've been dating for a couple of months now, we even have pet names.
Dimity, on the verge of tears: Why are you telling me this?
Hecate, grinning: Because you can't keep a secret to save your life and when you finally break, no one will believe you.
Hecate: Pippa, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Pippa *sadly*: You want me to go home.
Hecate: No. No, it's the opposite of that.
Pippa *confused*: I want you to go home?
Dimity: Say you tell Pippa you love her, what's the worst that could happen?
Hecate: She could hear me
Pippa: Hecate just messaged me
Dimity: Ok? Text her back
Pippa: I don't want to seem desperate
Dimity:
Dimity: You're married to her
Hi! Just wanted to tell you I absolutely love your incorrects quotes, they always put a smile on my face and they're one of my go to when I'm having a bad day :D
This is so sweet 🥹 Thank you!
Hecate to Pippa: No, I'm not a mother. I don't even have kids.
Mildred, poking her head in the room: Hey Miss Hardbroom, I'm heading to the woods for a bit to get some ingredients.
Hecate: Bring your coat, it's cold out, and don't forget your broom just in case, and you better be back by sundown or so help f-
Pippa:
Hecate: okay LISTEN
Ada: What are you talking about
Hecate? You love it here!
Hecate: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
Hecate: One time I went into my office, turned on the lights, and found Mildred just standing there
Hecate: I turned the lights off, heard a crash, flicked them back on and she was gone
Hecate: I still don't know why she was in my office
Hecate, pointing at Enid: that child is morally grey at best