#incorrect hilda

[shadow-coolness]

Louise: So you’re half-fairy?

Hilda: Quarter fairy but yeah.

David: Man even for us thats weird.

Frida: You could say that again.

David: Real freaky.

Louise: We are the Freaky 4.

David: Its Quite Strange.

Frida: Uh-huh.

David You could say its…

*the 3 girls looks at him confused*

David: Fairly Odd.

*Hilda throws her beret at him*

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Alder: You’re the only one who can save us.

Hilda: How? I’m 16! How the heck is there not an adult more equipped to deal with this than me?

Alder: But, you’re the chosen one.

Hilda: Chosen one shmozen one! I should be worried about passing my drivers test, not the end of the world!

[nisse-room]

David: I turned out perfectly fine!

Hilda: Just this morning you were freaking out because you thought a ghost made your toast.

David: I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!

[shadow-coolness]

David, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Alfur: Yeah, David will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

David: Exactly, I will straight up-

David:

David, tearing up: Alfur, why would you say that?!

[shadow-coolness]

*after an adventure*

Frida: I cant believe you did that!

Hilda: You cant?

Frida: No i cant, because it was crazy even for you!

David: Crazy? I was crazy once.

Hilda: What?

David: They locked me in a room.

Louise: That sounds-

David: A rubber room filled with bugs, and bugs make me crazy.

Frida: David what are you-

David: Crazy? I was crazy once.

Hilda: Are you repeating yourself?

David: They locked me in a room, a rubber room filled with bugs and bugs me crazy.

Hilda: Okay this joke is getting-

David: Crazy? I was crazy once-

*Frida hits him with a sleeping spell*

Frida:Sorry but that was an emergency.

Hilda: Thank god he was driving me crazy.

Louise: Crazy?

Hilda: Yes cra-

Louise: I was crazy once.

Hilda and Frida: *Screams of frustration*

[shadow-coolness]

*What if Anders stayed P2*

Hilda: Dad can i drive the car?

Anders: Did you ask Mum?

Hilda: Yes.

Anders: And what did she say?

Hilda: No.

Anders: So why are you asking me?

Hilda: Because shes not the boss of you.

Anders internally: Its a Trap,its a trapits a trap,its a trap,its a trap,its a trap-

[shadow-coolness]

*What if Anders stayed*

*After Hilda gets into trouble*

Anders: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Johanna: No, we are mad.

Anders: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Johanna: No, we’re not!

Anders: I am not a mind reader, Jo!

[shadow-coolness]

Hilda: Hey.

Frida: *pissed off* You… complete …ARSE, Hilda! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!