*When first meeting Queen*
Mineta: Woah, what could’ve possibly made this Babe?!
Mineta: Come on man, ya gotta admit she kinda got it.
*When meeting Tasque Manager*
Mineta: Damn another babe?! This really is the internet world.
TM: Im so happy i could whip something!
Mineta: Ok im not into that kind of stuff.
Mineta: Why do we have a church? I dont think anyone here has a-
*Kris enters and sees TM dressed like a nun*
Mineta:……This is the most important building in Castle Town.
*During the Knight Fight Everyone goes down, suddenly the Soul starts beating like a drum*
Luffy: Shishishishishi!! We’re not done YET!
*Kris’ hair and outfit turn pure white, their states all say “???” And they have a giant smile on their face*
Kris: HeheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
RK: *In confusion once again swings their sword*
Kris: *Detaches their top and bottom halves dodging the sword* WOAH! Let me show you how to be a cut above the rest! *They coat their sword in haki and slash the Knight doing tons of damage*
*Before the Knight can even process what happened, Kris grabs their helmet horn and slams them on the ground multiple times*
Kris: Come and SLAM and *Kris tosses them in the air* welcome. *enlarges their haki coated hand* to the BAM! *punches the knight so hard they break through the dark world back into the Light world leaving a knight shaped hole in the Dremurr household*
Kris:….Eh im sure mom wont mind.
Spade King: To my people, I am a hero...... to you?I'M THE BAD GUY!!!
*Kris used Talk No Jutsu*
Susie: Y-You’re just stopping with that?!
SK: He made a very convincing argument.
Queen: Kris I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That Is That Bad? It's Okay You Do Not Have To Answer You Would Be Wrong.
*Kris used Talk No Jutsu*
Queen:….You’re right, i should be less controlling and treat others more kindly.
*Against the Roaring Knight*
Susie: I dont think you can talk your way outta-
*Kris makes multiple clones, each one having a ball of blue energy in their hands that bombard the Knight causing a massive explosion*
Po: Ok Kris, i have a technique that’ll for sure take him down, Listen carefully…
Spade King: I cant lose to you! You’re just a blue scrawny LIGHTNER!
*King tries to punch Kris only for them to catch his fist and grab his finger*
Kris: Im not A blue scrawny lightner, im THE blue scrawny lightner.
*They do the Wuxi Finger hold*
Kris: Oh you dont know this hold?
Kris: Well, let me show you. Skadoosh.
*A brilliant, rippling shockwave of energy extends across the entire Spade Kingdom, back at the castle King is completely gone and the Fun Gang stand victorious*
Kris: Yes it was Susie, yes it was.
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