#incorrect hypnosis mic

[renmayonaka]

Hypnosis Mic incorrect quotes 32

[waley]

Jakurai: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Doppo: Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Hifumi couldn't see so I shouted, "Hifumi, deer!"

Hifumi:

Doppo: Do you want to tell him what your response was?

Hifumi:

Hifumi: "Yes, Honey?"

[highoncaffeineheadcanons]

HypMic characters as random stuff my classmates/teachers said

My grade is currently compiling a lot of random/funny/out of context quotes that have been said by students and teachers throughout the school year. Some of them reminded me so much of certain characters that I couldn't help myself, so I thought I'd share this.

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Samatoki, in the process of losing an argument and running out of evidence to back up his position: “A lot of people think, but sometimes they are WRONG!”

“I hope all of you have had parents.” -Ramuda

Rosho (to his students): “I have good news and bad news. You can decide which is which: I have corrected your exams, but you won’t get them back yet.”

Dice (about a math exam): “I only guessed wrong on the guessing exercise!”

“Paradise… coffee, rum and beer.” -Hitoya

Ramuda (cheerful): „Hey hey, good morning everyone :)”

Gentaro: “The door is locked. Could you please open it for us?”

Ramuda: *tries for 2 seconds and fails*

Dark Ramuda: “How the **** does this **** open, I swEAR TO GOD I WILL- “

“I won’t write anything about my balls while I’m logged into the school network, they’ll sell that to the NSA!” -Sasara

Dice: „That’s garbage.”

Gentaro: „I can’t see any garbage in this painting, the thing on the bottom looks like fire to me, and-”

Dice: “No, I mean, the whole painting is garbage.”

„Either we live long enough to discover eternal life… or we die before that.” -Jakurai

“I don’t care where you’re going!” “-no, wait, don’t leave!!!“ -Jyushi

“Every cent is worth money.” –Hitoya

Hifumi: “As if it’s already lunchtime again! For how long have we been sitting here doing bullsh*t?”

Doppo: “For all our lives.”

“I live in the 18th century, I’m driving a 30 year old car and have NO online banking!” -Gentaro

“Listen, penguins are basically built like people. They’re long, they have a small head…” -Riou

“Those mitochondria look like steaks.” -Riou

“I need a punching bag and a vodka.” -Samatoki

“I’m glad I found my underwear this morning.” -Dice

“I’m eating 3 mozzarella cheese sticks a week… I mean, yeah, I can understand why people would become religious.” -Jiro

Jyushi: “What name do Jewish people use for God?”

Kuko: “Buddha. No wait-“

“Before I die, there is a moment in which I am dead.” -Doppo

[chicchanooliner]

HifuDo walking together down the street

Random girl to Hifumi: hey blonde you’re kinda really cut- Oh you are walking away oh ok

* later that day *

Doppo: Dear diary, today another whore vies for my husband’s affection. Existence is misery.

[retroknightx]

today i offer incorrect hypmic with conversations i’ve had

[vazzrock]

dice: GAH! A BUG!

ramuda, screaming: WELL TAKE YOUR SHOE OFF AND KILL IT

dice:

dice: [takes his shoe off and smashes it with his bare foot]

ramuda: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[hypmictexts]

Ichiro: Wow, humble brag

Ramuda: Cause I have so many friends?

Ichiro: Yeah

Ramuda: Oh no I don’t have many friends, I just pretend like I do

Ramuda: I only have two friends and they’re in this car

Ichiro:

Samatoki:

Jakurai:

Ichiro: Now would be a good time to point out there’s four people in this car

[shuuhweii]

[jakurai blocks ramuda]

Ramuda: He blocked me, what a fucking loser

Ramuda: Literally what a fucking loser

Ramuda: I'm calling Ichiro right now

Ichiro: [on phone] Hello?

Ramuda: Wait, he blocked me on Instagram

Ramuda: Like how old are you?

Ichiro: He's 34, only 34 year olds know how to block

Ramuda: Oh no, it's on

Ichiro: Oh no, please don't do the it's on

Ichiro: What does that even mean

Ramuda: It just means when I see him, I'm going to like,

Ramuda: Spit on him