Brat Peter Parker Incorrect Quotes (starker)
Tony: What’s it like dating me? Peter: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time? Tony, insomniac: hey Pete, are you awake? Peter, relies on his beauty sleep: what Tony: are you awake? Peter: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’? Steve, checking in after a rough mission: how're you feeling? Peter: not good. I have this headache that comes and goes Sam: walks into the room Peter: there it is Sam: One more week of being stuck here with Peter and you will definitely find a dead body. Peter: Yes, because one more week with Sam and Bucky, and I will definitely kill myself. Steve: Do you mind if I come in? Peter: Not at all. Do you mind if I leave? Peter: I'm mad at you. Tony: Me? Why? Peter: I don't know yet. I just am.
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