Apr 7
peter: i could punch you
harley: can you even reach my face
peter:
peter: i can reach your balls
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peter: i could punch you
harley: can you even reach my face
peter:
peter: i can reach your balls
Peter: You're funny, please don't go bald.
Tony: ???
Tony: so, tell me about your date.
Peter: he's like shrek.
Tony: i need to know immediately what you mean by this
Peter: he has layers. Like an onion.
Tony: you're attracted to an onion.
Peter: ...emotionally
Peter: why would u have a weighted blanket anyways
Harley: i can't sleep without them
Peter: doesn't that make you claustrophobic
Harley: no its like being compressed into a png in a good way
After a day-long mission..
Tony: Alright, time to say goodnight, Peter.
Peter, still wanting to patrol: Goodnight Peter! :D
Tony:
Tony: No.
One day, while hanging out in the lab..
Tony: What are your goals?
Peter: To pet all the dogs.
Tony: No, fitness goals.
Peter, smiling widely: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Tony, horrified and on the verge of tears: Please, I'm begging you. Get that checked out in the medbay!
Peter: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Tony: Okay, truth or dare?
Peter: Truth!
Tony: How many hours have you slept this week?
Peter:
Peter: ...Dare
Tony: Go to bed.
Peter: I don’t like this game.