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Tony: Who told Steve that kms means keep myself safe?
Peter: Listen, I panicked and accidentally said the wrong thing.
Steve, texting in the avengers group: I don't need backup for the mission! I'll kms.
helloo! Recently made a TikTok account for editing, check it out if you wish to! xoxo
Tony: Why do you have a blackeye?
Peter: I had a very real and very unfortunate run in with a door. (Not a very real event)
Tony: This door have a name?
Peter: Doors don't talk, Mr.stark...
Tony: Fine I won't make you tell me, just tell me if that doors name was 'Peter-is-fine' or 'Peter-needs-medical-attention'
Peter: ...
Tony: *beginning to sweat, about to tell F.R.I.D.A.Y to open the elevator*
Peter: Lets just say the name rhymes with ‘Discussion.’
Tony: I know I'm a genius but I don't know how to understand your riddles, pete- CONCUSSION!?
Idk if this is a well-known thing, but there is a weird thing where you jokingly send celebrities wedding/graduation invitations
And I just
Have this FEELING that Tony would absolutely actually go to these,like he gets one of these invites and is just like, "Hey, FRI, put this on schedule" and just shows up at one of wedding like "What? I was invited." While all the guests are just staring at him
Also, Tony would totes drag Peter along with him(as long as the invite allowed plus ones, that's just plain rude)
harley: where's peter?
tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
harley: well do you?
tony:
tony: yeah, hang on
Peter: When in doubt, just assume your enemy is two smaller enemies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat
Tony: Is this something that's happened to you...more than once?
Peter: Enough to be a pattern, yes
Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?
Peter: Called it.
Tony: No.
a little something i made lmao
Peter literally almost breaking the door kicking it down: "MR STARK EMERGENCY!!"
Tony who just had the worst heart attack of his life: "JESUS FUCKING- PETER WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON-?!"
Peter crawling on the floor and grabbing his leg: "I'M DYING MR STARK-"
Tony: "WHAT!? FRIDAY SCAN HIM- WHAT HAPPENED-"
Peter: "I'M DYING! AND THE ONLY CURE- IS- IS TO BUY ME THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN LEGO SET"
Tony:
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: ":)"
Tony: "get the fuck out of my lab."
Peter: ":("
