#incorrect it 2017

[elmaxluv]

Eddie: Rich, why’d you go to bed so late last night?

Richie: *gets flashbacks of rushing to finish homework, doing chores really late because he forgot to earlier, struggling to decide on a lockscreen, and dancing to “Live While We’re Young” by One Direction in the bathroom mirror*

Richie: No reason...

[elmaxluv]

Richie: Stan, I got you a present for Hannuka!

Stan: Uh, thanks, Rich.

Stan: *opens a box to find a $25 gift card to Starbucks that says “Happy Hannuka” and “you son of a bitch” in Sharpie beneath it*

Stan: I don’t know whether to hate you or love you right now.

[elmaxluv]

Beverly: So what kind of bag do you want?

Richie: One where I can get drunk and it won’t fall off my body.

[elmaxluv]

“OH SHIT! I have to call my grandma.”

— Richie Tozier in the middle of a conversation, probably.

[elmaxluv]

Richie Tozier: I remembered I am gay, like, two hours ago!

Dialogue here .