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richie: i’m fucked.

stan: in many ways, but how are you fucked now?

richie: i skipped every song on all of my playlists. i have twenty playlists.

beverly, cackling: oh, shit, dude.

Bill: Would you punch your best friend in the face for $100?

Stan: I would drop-kick Richie off a building for free

Richie, drunk: but, I just wanna say that I do believe in santa. I do. I think that he’s real, and anyone that thinks that he’s not, is Jewish

Stanley, also drunk: fuck the Jews

Richie: *gets down on one knee*

Stan: oh my god it's finally happening

Richie: *falls over*

Stan: the poison is kicking in.

Richie, trying to be cool: I’ve broken just about every law you can name

Stan: Tax evasion?

Richie: No, I-

Stan: Sniffing glue?

Richie: NO-

Stan: Riding your horse over 10miles per hour?

Richie: I don’t even have a-

Stan: Catching a fish with your bare hands?

Richie: Stan, I got you a present for Hannuka!

Stan: Uh, thanks, Rich.

Stan: *opens a box to find a $25 gift card to Starbucks that says “Happy Hannuka” and “you son of a bitch” in Sharpie beneath it*

Stan: I don’t know whether to hate you or love you right now.

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richie: “i want amish potato salad.”

stan: “whats the difference?”

richie: “its made by amish people.”

stan: “do you even know what amish people are?”

richie: “yeah they’re farmers.”

richie: i lose at everything. I even lost my glasses

stan, looking at the glasses on top of richie's head: i'll help you find them for five dollars

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