[oberynmartell]

List of Black Lives Matter and Racial Equality Petitions to sign:

Justice for George Floyd

Justice for George Floyd 2

Justice for George Floyd 3

Charge the Officers Responsible for George Floyd’s Murder 

Charge the Officers Responsible for George Floyd’s Murder 2

Justice For Ahmuad Arbery

Justice For Ahmuad Arbery 2

Justice for Breonna Taylor

Stand with Breonna

Charge Officers Responsible for Breonna Taylor’s Murder

Justice For Tamir Rice

Justice For Joāo Pedro

Justice for Alejandro Vargas Martinez

Justice for Belly Mujinga.

Justice for Rashad Cunningham

Justice For Tony McDade

Justice for Dion Johnson

Justice for Jennifer Jeffley

Justice for Young Uwa

Justice for Elijah Nichols

Justice for Tete Gulley

Justice for Tazne Van Wyk

Justice for Michael Dean

Justice For Amari Boone

Justice for Darrius Stewart

Justice for Shukri Abdi

Justice for Ashton Dickson

Justice For Darrius Stewart

Justice for David McAtee

Justice for Cameron Green

Justice for Crystal Mason

Justice For Zinedine

Justice for Regis Korchinski-Paquet

Justice for Christopher Josey

Justice for Amiya Braxton

Justice For Emerald Black

Justice for Andile Mchunu

Justice for Cameron Green

Justice for Tamla Horsford

Justice for Collins Khosa

Free Siyanda

Reopen Sandra Bland’s Case 

Free Willie Simmons who has served 38 years for a $9 robbery

Get Washington State to Hold Police Officers Accountable for Police Brutality

Arrest Officer Jared Campbell for macing a child 

Demand Jail Time for Dylan Mota and Jacob Robles

Demand Jail Time for All Police who Murder Innocent People

Fire Racist Criminal Michael J Reynolds from the NYPD

Petition for Nationwide Police De-Escalation Training

Petition for Nationwide Police Required Racial Bias Test

stop immigrants being poisoned by ICEBan the use of inhumane rubber bullets

Demand a retrial for Angel Bumpass wrongfully convicted 13 year old with a life sentence

End Police Brutality and Violence Against BIPOC in the USA

Ban the use of rubber bullets for crowd control

Join Campaign Zero

Drop All Charges Against Incarcerated Trafficking Survivor Chrystul Kizer!

Reopen Kendrick Johnson’s Case

Abolish Prison Labour in the USA

Require Dash and Body Cameras for the King County Sheriff’s Office

Donation Links

A thread of Youtuve videos you can stream to donate to BLM

Official George Floyd Memorial Fund

OFFICIAL Gianna Floyd Fund (George Floyd’s child)

Black Lives Matter

We Cant Breathe

43 Bail Funds to Support

Homeless Black Trans women fund

Split a donation between 70+ community bail funds, mutual aid funds, and racial justice organizers

Minnesota Healing Justice Network

Women for Political Change

Spiral Collective

When We All Vote

National List of Bail and Mutual Aid Funds/Organizers/Black Owned Businesses

Venmo names of black trans people that need help

Latino Community on Lake Street

Black Immigrant Collective

Centro de Trabajadores Unidos en Lucha

Atlanta Black Owned Business Relief

Al Maa'uun

Remembering Shana Isuroon 

Fundraising for destroyed black owned businesses

Joyce Preschool

Black Table Arts

Northside business support

Du Nord Riot Recovery Fund

Unicorn Riot

Donate to Destiny Harrison & her daughter Dream’s Legacy

Pimento Relief Fund

Southside Harm Reduction

West Broadway Business and Area Coalition

Division of Indian Work

TC Care Collective

Justice for Breonna Taylor

Justice for Jamee

Justice for David McAtee

[elmaxluv]

Eddie: Rich, why’d you go to bed so late last night?

Richie: *gets flashbacks of rushing to finish homework, doing chores really late because he forgot to earlier, struggling to decide on a lockscreen, and dancing to “Live While We’re Young” by One Direction in the bathroom mirror*

Richie: No reason...

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Beverly: So what kind of bag do you want?

Richie: One where I can get drunk and it won’t fall off my body.

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Richie: Stan, I got you a present for Hannuka!

Stan: Uh, thanks, Rich.

Stan: *opens a box to find a $25 gift card to Starbucks that says “Happy Hannuka” and “you son of a bitch” in Sharpie beneath it*

Stan: I don’t know whether to hate you or love you right now.

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Stanley Uris: I am going to sit here and ponder why in the world Bill ever considered letting me hang out with Richie.

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The losers club as things that I’ve said, seen, or heard at school

Beverly: *looking at Richie from a different table*

Richie: *flips his calculator upside down, showing he spelled out “boobies”*

Beverly: Why are you like this?

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Bill: Georgie said he saw Ruh-Richie and Eddie groping e-each other.

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Stan, opening a classroom door after school: I hope we’re not bothering him.

Richie, as soon as the door opens: We’re burying a body?

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Bill, to Stan while walking to class: I’m nuh-not gay, YOU’RE gay!

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Richie: *shoves two blueberries up his nose*

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Mike, to all of the losers: Who did you sexually assualt today?

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Ben: She’s cute, but she’s gay. She’s still cute though.

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Mike: I’m so forgetful that the only thing I remember is how forgetful I am.

Ben: Honestly same.

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Richie: So I was dancing to Baby Shark when this little kid comes over and booty-bumps me out of the camera! Just because Eds was recording.

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Stan: One

Bill: Two

Bev: Tree

Mike, laughing: Four

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Eddie: Do you ever open the computer and look at yourself? You know, like, check yourself out?

Bev: I do the opposite. I look at myself and say, “You look like a burned chicken nugget.”

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Ben, to Mike: Is there anything better than pussy?

Mike: Yes, a really good book! *pretends to play piano*

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Richie: We both have green pencils.

Bev: We’re pencil soulmates!

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Bill: If eh-anyone calls my phone asking for Juh-Juh-Jennifer, answer and suh-say “No, this is Patrick!”

Ben: Do you answer your phone as Jennifer a lot?

Bill: No, but cops and ex-buh-boyfriends of this ruh-random girl always kuh-call asking ih-if this is Jennifer.

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BONUS: Mine and my friends’ groupchat (one of many)

Bill: because my aliens totally have hair and bow ties

Richie: i was realistic and drew wind *squiggles* and tornados *curvy overlapping squiggles*

I refuse to add context.

[elmaxluv]

Beverly: Hon, you go to bed way too late.

Ben: It’s not my fault thoughts of you keep me up all night.

Beverly: I— 🥺

Eddie: You go to bed far beyond an exceptional time, Richie.

Richie: It’s not my fault your mom keeps me up all night!

Eddie, turning towards the camera like he’s on The Office: I want to return my boyfriend.

BONUS:

Stanley: You go to sleep way too late.

Bill: It’s not my fault thoughts of you keep me up all night.

Stanley: That’s sweet, but it’s no excuse. Do you know how many hours you’re supposed to sleep? Eight, Bill.

Bill, mumbling: I was trying to be cute...

[sadiesjyatt]

Richie: Eddie, I did something really bad.

Eddie: What is it, love?

Richie: *whispers in Eddie’s ear*

Eddie: You did what?!

Richie: I know it’s bad! I’m sorry!

Eddie: Sorry isn’t enough! You had chicken nuggets without me.

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Richie: Did you say you breed roaches?

Eddie: I said I’m failing chemistry.

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“OH SHIT! I have to call my grandma.”

— Richie Tozier in the middle of a conversation, probably.

[edsbev]

richie: *carrying all the groceries on both arms*

eddie: *reaches out to help*

richie: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold eddie’s hand*

eddie: that’s not what i-

eddie: okay

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Richie Tozier: I remembered I am gay, like, two hours ago!

Dialogue here .

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Max Mayfield: Hey Will! I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room.

Will Byers: Excuse me, Mr. Demogorgon?

The Demogorgon, blushing: Yes?

Will Byers: Could you move, please? I have to go kiss Mike.

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Mike Wheeler: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words can’t hurt me!

Max Mayfield: They can if I throw a dictionary at you! And I will.

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Stanley Uris: It is NOT, Richie!

Richie Tozier: Yes it is!!

Stanley: NO IT’S NOT!

Richie: YES, it is!

Eddie Kaspbrak, walking into the room: Hey guys! What’re we talking about?

Stanley: Eddie, PLEASE tell Richie that fergalicious isn’t a word.

Eddie: *Exits room*

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Eddie: I have something to tell you.

Richie: What is it, Eds?

Eddie: I fricked your mom last night.

Richie: I have never been prouder of you.

[sadiesjyatt]

Max: Is what a cereal box says actually true about the cereal?

El: Yes, because friends don’t lie.

Max: El... the cereal box isn’t my friend.

El: Oh! Well, then, yeah, it probably lies.

[elmaxluv]

I’m reblogging this here because it’s my other account!