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Before A Heist

Buddy: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Rita: Vespa's!

Vespa: Fuck shit up out there but don't die.

Jet: Outstanding.

Juno: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Nureyev, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Juno: Rita, where have you been? You left your comms in your desk and I assumed you were dead.

Rita: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my comms.

Nureyev, awkward at flirting with Juno: I like your name

Juno, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Vespa, to Juno: I dare you to—

Rita: Juno isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Juno: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

Sasha Wire: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Juno Steel or Mick Mercury do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Jet: How we looking?

Rita: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

Rita: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

Buddy: I AM LOST FOR WORDS

Juno, narrating: despite being lost for words, Buddy proceeded to yell at us for the next ten minutes

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