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Randalin: But Your Majesty, she tried to kill you!

Cardan: Married couples flirt, Randalin. See, you wouldn't know because you're a virgin.

cardan: *messing with his hair in the mirror* I feel like I need to do something different with my hair.

jude: why?

cardan: *smirking* I knew you liked this hairstyle.

jude: *abruptly walks off*

cardan: *finger guns in the mirror* oooh yeah, we still got it.

Cardan: Jude, what are you doing?

Jude: The Court of Teeth wanted to know what kind of weapons we have in our armory and I'm just letting them know it's private information.

Cardan: *reading over Jude's shoulder* This just says fuck around and find out in calligraphy.

Jude exists:

jude: you’re pale as a ghost, the light bounces of your skin... i know what you are

cardan: say it

jude: iron deficient

cardan: *breathes*

jude during the cruel prince:

Jude: Crushes are the worst.

Cardan: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.

Jude: You're always acting stupid.

Cardan: Yeah don't think too hard on that.

Cardan: Jude please. I can't keep going on like this. I have to know. End my misery and tell me

Jude: You know it is an extension of you. Right?

Cardan: Please just tell me. I need to know. Who do you love more? Me or my tail?

Jude: You're an idiot

Cardan *gives puppy eyes*

Jude: You. Your tail is only part of you. I'd love you without it. Happy?

Cardan *smiles, then frowns*: Are you lying?

Jude:...are you fucking kidding me?

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