Jude: I prevented a murder today. Cardan: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Jude: Self-control.
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Jude: I prevented a murder today. Cardan: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Jude: Self-control.
"If he thought I was bad, I would be worse. If he thought I was cruel, I would be horrifying."
- Cardan Greenbriar, The Wicked King
cardan: *breathes*
jude during the cruel prince:
Cardan Greenbriar:
Kidnappers on the phone: We have your Queen.
Cardan: Jude?
Kidnappers: Yes.
Cardan: Rest In Peace.
*Hangs up*
Jude(whenever she sees Cardan in wicked king): I am gonna kill him!
also Jude: fuck me!!!!!
I've just finished reading The Cruel Prince and let me tell y'all this book has more plot twists than my love life
balekin: i only punish cardan when it’s absolutely necessary. i’m a very lenient older brother.
dain: cardan is sitting
balekin: he’s doing what?