May 13, 2024
Bolin: So you’re dating Korra
Asami: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.
Bolin: That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Bolin: So you’re dating Korra
Asami: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.
Bolin: That’s literally a wedding ring.
Asami: “So can you go into the avatar state again ? I was worried when you told me you couldn't.”
Mako: “Wait, when did she tell you she couldn't ?”
(Korra and Asami pause)
Mako: “What's going on with you two ?”
Korra: “I wrote to Asami when I was away.”
Mako: “But why you never write to me ? Or Bolin ?”
Korra: “I don't know. I guess I didn't know what to say ?”
Mako: “Hello would be nice.”
Wu: “Mako, if it makes you feel better, she didn't write me either.”
Mako: “Why would she-?” (sighs) “Never mind.”
(In the table beside them, Bobby and Tony are talking, apparently watching this discussion)
Bobby: “The world's really gone downhill after the World Trade Center. You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.”
Tony: “...Who did what ?”
Bobby: “You know, all these problems. The middle east. The end of the world.”
Tony: “Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
Bobby: “Oh right. Nostradamus.”
Tony: “Nostradamus...and Notre Dame...is two different things completely.”
(We now see Korra, Asami, Mako and Wu are watching their discussion in utter bewilderment.)
(Asami tries to bring them back on track.)
Asami: “Well, I kind of have some big news. I went to visit my father for the first time. He had been writing me letters, and I guess I finally felt ready to try and forgive him.”
Korra: “You sure you can trust him ? He might just be manipulat-”
(Bobby yet again speaks up, interrupting them)
Bobby: “It's interesting they be so similar, isn't it ? And I always thought, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame.”
Tony: “One's a fuckin' cathedral.”
Bobby: “Obviously, I know. I'm just sayin'. It's interesting, the coincidence. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that ? The back thing with Notre Dame ?”
Tony: “No!”
(Tony and Bobby go back to eating, while Korra, Asami and Mako give them annoyed glares)
(Wu is nodding in agreement with Bobby's assessment.)
Korra: You can say "have a nice day" and that's considered polite, but you can't say "enjoy the next twenty-four hours" without sounding extremely threatening.
Asami: Why are you in my room?
Asami: Can you turn on the light?
Korra: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.
Asami: Korra, I can't see!
Opal: God help the person who ends up dating Korra
Asami: I'm dating Korra?
Opal: My condolences
korra: is pink panther a lion?
asami: say that again but slower.
korra: i don't understand. what are you saying?
asami: he's a pink panther.
korra: okay but is he a lion?
asami: korra, honey, angel, light of my life. he's a panther.
korra: ...is that a kind of lion?
asami: he's a fucking panther!
korra: i'm googling panthers right now, they aren't pink!
asami: and lions are?!
Korrasami at their 10th wedding anniversary...
Korra, interrupting Asami's speech about how they got together: Aw babe you had a crush on me? that's so embarrassing!
Asami: Korra, sweetheart, we're MARRIED.
Korra *snorts*: Still.
korra: i have decided to write you a short little note on how much I love you
asami: this is a word doc with ten thousand characters in it.
korra: and....?
asami: ??
korra: well you’ve got eyes and reading comprehension so i truly don’t see the problem here