#incorrect loki quotes

[caterpillarinacave]

Mobius: So a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Mobius: Then I started thinking.

Mobius: Realistically it was just trying to get food.

Mobius: How would I feel if I went to the fridge for a snack and the door slammed shut and crushed my skull?

Mobius: How would I feel then, Loki.

Loki:

Loki: It’s two in the fucking morning.

[trekkitkat]

Loki; “I’ve been described as a “heartless killer” and a “little shit” but I prefer “has alternative ways of having fun”.

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Mobius: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Loki!

Loki: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[clintbartondeservesbetter]

Loki: when you die everyone begs you to come back

Loki: but when you do they just scream and burn you at the stake

[fishvocado]

More Loki Tweets

[headcanonthings]

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Loki: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as eagle 1.

Loki: Sylvie is been there done that.

Loki: Mobius is currently doing that. *high fives Mobius*

Loki: Renslayer is it happened once in a dream.

Ravonna: *looks disgusted*

Loki: B-15 is if I had to pick a hunter.

B-15: *smiles uncertainly*

Loki: Brad is… eagle 2.

Brad: *sighs in relief* Oh, thank god!

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Mobius: Loki, you’re sick.

Loki: If I was sick, could I do this?

Loki: *sits there and does nothing*

Mobius: What are you doing?

Loki: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

Mobius: No.