#incorrect loki quotes

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[simple-dorito]

Thor: I’ve heard whispers on the wind that you are seeing someone brother.

Loki: must you persist in wanting to know my business? Doesn’t it bore you brother? Besides theses whispers are most likely falsehood.

Thor: what do bees make?

Loki: honey?

You: *pokes your head out of loki’s room, disheveled* yes my love?

Thor: …

Loki: …

Thor: for the god of lies you hide this one poorly brother.

[ramen8008]

I believe if Loki shape-shifted into Tony nobody would notice for a concerning amount of time. Cause both of them are such divas

Two scenarios.

One, Tony is gone on some business thing and Loki wants to have fun having control over everything.

First he avoids the avengers because he thinks they'll know.

But a few run-ins later he is getting oddly concerned as to why nobody realizes it's him. So he tries to see how far it can go

Steve: Hey Tones we need you in the hall, Clint-

Loki: No

Steve: understandable. Its his problem he can stay stuck

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Bruce: why is everything floating?

Loki: because I'm making it

Bruce: oh alright. Just glad not another one of your machines went rogue

Loki: ?????

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Thor: Thanks for the pop-tarts, Stark!

Loki: I did nothing. I hope you choke on them

Thor: oh so humble! You did buy so many that I could choke!

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Rhodey: *stares*

Loki: what

Rhodey: *squints eyes*

Loki: *confused and anxious* why are you doing that?

Rhodey: you aren't Tony *walks away*

Loki: wait HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Where are you going-

Rhodey: Tony needs a break, I'm not stopping this

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Peter: Mr. Stark! Look at this!

Loki: Don't bother me

Peter: .... Mr. Stark?

Loki: what did I say? I'm busy. Go away you pest

Peter: ....

Loki: ....

Peter: ....

Loki: *concerned at the sudden silence*

Peter: *looking absolutely terrifying and ready to fight* you're not Mr. Stark

Loki: fuck

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OR Tony and Loki learn this after an incident like above and plan to see how long it'll take for Loki to be discovered

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki: Regrettably, this is my circus.

Loki, looking over at Thor: And that is my monkey.

[caterpillarinacave]

Mobius: So a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Mobius: Then I started thinking.

Mobius: Realistically it was just trying to get food.

Mobius: How would I feel if I went to the fridge for a snack and the door slammed shut and crushed my skull?

Mobius: How would I feel then, Loki.

Loki:

Loki: It’s two in the fucking morning.

[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: You know like how Tony and Pepper recently went shopping for baby-things and dragged me along?

Loki: … Yeah I do.

Y/N: Well, Tony was looking at some pink bowls, with cute designs, cause he really wants a girl.

Loki: Alright… and what if it’s gonna be a boy?

Y/N: That’s what Pepper asked. And just as I turned back around to them, I hear the sound of metal and he is, I kid you not, showing her a dog bowl.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

Thor: I’d be more comforted if you didn’t put ‘feelings’ in air quotes.

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Mobius: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Loki!

Loki: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.