#incorrect legolas

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Aragorn: Damn, the power went out.

Legolas: Don’t worry, I got this.

Legolas: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Aragorn: What-?

Legolas: I swallowed a glow stick!

Aragorn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Pippin: Whats it like to be immortal?

Legolas:

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legolas is the type of guy (elf?) to say "lmfao" unironically at every possible situation. like not even the letters "l-m-f-a-o" just the weird sound it makes as if "lmfao" is an actual word

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Boromir: I have a problem.

Legolas: Kill it.

Boromir: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Legolas: I'm tired.

Aragorn: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Legolas: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Legolas: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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legolas, after chugging all of the water in the waterskin: y'know, i really should NOT have drunk this whole thing right before our five hour kayak trip

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legolas: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave moria to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried

gandalf: nothin like the smog and shmuck of a balrog to get the blood pumping

legolas: you need to get tested like immediately