Aug 16, 2021
Legolas: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Aragorn: Are you okay?
Legolas: It’s ok, it wasn’t my relationship.
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Legolas: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Aragorn: Are you okay?
Legolas: It’s ok, it wasn’t my relationship.
Legolas: That goes against my moral compass
Aragorn:
Aragorn: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel
Merry: What's your favorite dessert?
Frodo: death
Sam: Ice cream!
Aragorn: Grass, y'know, like, the sweet parts
Legolas: Revenge
Boromir: What?
Legolas: Revenge is best served cold, and it's sweet
The Fellowship: ??
Legolas: That makes it a dessert
Fellowship:
Legolas:
Legolas: I don't make the rules
Eomer: ..and everywhere his spies slip past our nets.
Aragorn: We are no spies.
Eomer: That is exactly what spies would say!!