#incorrect lit

[kikizoshi]

Razumikhin: You think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? How about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now? Asshole.

Raskolnikov: I think I see an ordinary beast that wants only to knaw away and regurgitate the fading lifeforce of an innocent, only to swallow down that eviscerated, lifeless carcass once more.

Razumikhin: ...what?

(I can’t find the original post now but Razumikhin’s first line of dialogue wasn’t mine, I think I got it from a tweet or Tumblr post.)

[kikizoshi]

Razumikhin: Well, but what can you do, brother? Men will be scoundrels, and that’s that.

Raskolnikov: Unless... *reaches for axe*

Razumikhin: Rodya no-

[kikizoshi]

Dostoyevsky in a Writing Workshop

Teacher: Always remember that paragraph breaks are important for both structure and your reader.

Dostoyevsky:

[kikizoshi]

Ludgin: *breathes*

Raskolnikov: *rolling up his sleeves* Oh, you wanna go? I’ll beat you to Hell and back you miserable cretin!

[kikizoshi]

Ivan: Morality is a lie.

Alyosha: C’mon, Ivan, you can’t—

Ivan: Life doesn’t even have real meaning, does it?

Alyosha: That’s a good question but—

Ivan: I ascertain, then, that man cannot be saved.

Alyosha: ...

Alyosha: Couldn’t you at least cheer up on your wedding day though?

[kikizoshi]

Alternatively:

Kiyoaki: Honda, help me ruin my life.

Honda: ...fine