#incorrect classic lit

[raskolnikovbaby]

raskolnikov: wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

sonya: they are.

raskolnikov: you know who else is beautiful?

sonya: *blushes* who?

raskolnikov: napoleon bonaparte.

[tybaltstan]

Hamlet: We should normalize not loving family members. Horatio: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

[dopamindeficitdingo]

Rodya poor af because he stole Razumikhin's heart of pure gold and then refused to sell it

[incorrect-divine-comedy]

God's wrath will not be calmed by soup, however hot

Beatrice, Purgatorio Canto XXI iirc (John Ciardi translation)

[kikizoshi]

Razumikhin: You think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? How about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now? Asshole.

Raskolnikov: I think I see an ordinary beast that wants only to knaw away and regurgitate the fading lifeforce of an innocent, only to swallow down that eviscerated, lifeless carcass once more.

Razumikhin: ...what?

(I can’t find the original post now but Razumikhin’s first line of dialogue wasn’t mine, I think I got it from a tweet or Tumblr post.)

[mediummarketpaperback]

Griffin: you hate me cause you ain’t me

Kemp:...actually we hate you because you’re a murderer

[anthonynotgreen]

Dante: I miss the beloved city of my birth

Also Dante: Florence my love, don't be offended that my rant about political corruption hasn't mentioned you yet, you're on a whole other level of political corruption

[raskolnikovbaby]

razumikhin: who traumatised you?

raskolnikov: do you you want a list?

razumikhin:

razumikhin, with his guns out: yeah actually