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[In the Human Realm]: Amity: Why do you have forks taped to your fingers? Luz, stabbing popcorn: Improvement of human being.

Luz: [Sobbing and putting up posters of Amity that say 'Have you seen this girl?']

Eda: Is Amity missing?

Luz: No, I just think everyone should see her because she's beautiful

Vee: What should I put as your password?

Amity: My love for Luz Noceda.

Vee: It says password is too strong.

Amity: Damn right it is.

Edric: Ok, that's enough! Please stop talking about Luz!

Amity: but you guys said to get it out of my system

Emira: We didn't know you had that much in your system

Luz: Eda needs a lift to the wedding. She was at that yoga retreat we sent her on and fell out of a warrior pose and broke her hip.

Amity: ...You don't think someone might've pushed her, do you?

Luz: Amity, please.

Luz: They were a bunch of rich hippies who spent two weeks in a forest with Eda Clawthorne.

Amity:

Luz: Of course someone pushed her.

Luz, thinking: Wait, is she into me? Quick, put a weird outfit on and see if she likes it.

Luz:

Amity: You look nice. Strange... but nice.

Luz, thinking: Okay, that wasn’t a fair test, this outfit’s awesome.

Amity: This plan will probably get me killed.

Luz: You gotta be positive! Be more certain of yourself!

Amity: I’m positivity certain this plan will get me killed.

Amity: Let's play 21 questions. You start

Luz: Hmm... What's your favorite color Amity?

Amity: Triangle. My turn are you into girls, Luz?

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