Jun 7, 2024
Y/n: "Why do we say 'Phoenix' when we could say 'Molotov cockatiel'?"
Jack: "That's a good question... Hey Mac!"
Mac: "We're not changing the name!"
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Y/n: "Why do we say 'Phoenix' when we could say 'Molotov cockatiel'?"
Jack: "That's a good question... Hey Mac!"
Mac: "We're not changing the name!"
Mac: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Jack: Just rip the bandage off. Mac: It’s Riley. Jack: Put the bandage back on.
Riley: Mac, I dare you to-
Jack: Mac isn't allowed to accept any dares.
Mac: Apparently I have "No regards for my personal safety".
Jack: You'll get no trouble from us, Matty.
*Matty walks away*
Jack, whispering: Alright, guys, who wants to do drugs?
*Jack during Skyscraper + Power*
Jack: Oh my god! It's real life Die Hard!
Jack: I mean "Oh no! Crime."
Riley: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?
Jack: I promise.
Riley: There's this guy...
Jack: You can do better.
Mac: How many times have I asked you to do something you absolutely could not do?
Jack: Five times.
Mac: I had it at four.
Jack: Well, this is number 5!