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Elspeth: So how are you two doing?
Chandra: Dead inside...the universe won't let me be with my girlfriend.
Elspeth: Mood. How about you?
Gideon's ghost: I am literally dead, how do you think I'm doing?
Elspeth: I've died too, it isn't that bad.
"AHHHHHHH DINOSAURS!!! S-sorry Luffy, I can't come. I have a bad case of Cant-get-off-the-boat sickness" -Fearless Captain Ussop
Chandra: Where the fuck are we now?
Jace: Why would I know?
Chandra: You are literally a compendium of useless facts!
Jace: What is that supposed to mean?!?
Vraska: She isn't wrong.
Jace: Whose side are you on?!?
Vraska: The funniest one at the time.
Jace:.......
Chandra: See, she gets it!
Vraska: Jace, honey, what is the scientific term for a brain freeze?
Jace: Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
Vraska: What is a single strand of spaghetti called?
Jace: Spaghetto.
Vraska: Ok, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Chandra: ...Wait...what?
Vraska: Wait for it.
Jace: About 500 pounds give or take.
Vraska: Last question. Who was the first president of the United States of America?
Jace:............Arnold Schwarzenegger....
Vraska: You see Chandra, this is where you went wrong. Jace has near infinite knowledge on things that serve no real purpose, but for things that everyone should know...Jace is a bit of an idiot.
Jace: Hey! I heard that!
Vraska: Look! A shiny thing!
Chandra and Jace together: Where!?
Vraska: Jace, what were we just talking about?
Jace: We were talking?
Chandra: hey, I'm lesbian.
Pia: I thought you were a planeswalker.
Krenko: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?
Jace: Where are we?
Vraska: No idea, feel like I know it though.
Chandra: OH GOBLIN MAN!
*Chandra quickly charges to try and pet Krenko*
Krenko: GET OFF ME! GET OUT OF MY SECRET LAIR!
*Jace opens blinds*
Jace: Secret lair? I can see Tin Street! In fact... WE'RE AT TIN STREET!
*Vraska flips the lights on*
Vraska: I KNEW THIS PLACE LOOKED FAMILIAR! ITS THE DOUGHNUT SHOP!
Krenko: NO ITS MY SECRET BASE! GET OUT!
Chandra: Goblin Man! Goblin Man! Does whatever a Goblin Man does!
Krenko: AND TAKE THIS CHILD WITH YOU!
Chandra: I'm twenty.
Chandra: ...So...you can turn into a dragon, right?
Sarkhan: Yes...I have tried to kill you before by doing so.
Chandra: Right...right...but...you also turned your hands into working dragon heads...how did you do that?
Sarkhan: To be honest...I have no fucking clue...
Chandra: Uh huh......do you have any idea how you can turn into a dragon?
S: Nope
C: Or...how you can semi-communicate with them?
S: Nope
C: ....jesus christ...is this what Jace feels like whenever he talks to me?
Jace: Sarkhan at least understands how dragons work....you barely understand how you walk.
C: HEY!
Nissa: I can agree with Jace here...she also doesn't know where babies come from.
C: OF COURSE I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM......baby trees...right?
J: I really....really want to punch you right now.
N: Welcome to my life buddy
Ugin and Bolas, waking up from being born:
Ugin: Who the hell are you?
Bolas: I'm you but better in every way.
Ugin: Uh-huh. Sure. I don't buy it.
Bolas: Fuck you! *Flys away, gets spotted by human hunting party, who quickly chase him*
Bolas: BROTHER, FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER THE HELL CREATED US HELP ME!
Ugin: ...Nah.
Chandra: Blind eterntities ahead? I hope they are....
Nissa: You aren't going to question why a sign is leading us there?
Chandra: Do I look like someone who questions things?
Nissa: Fair. You know the sign was pointing the other way, right?
Chandra: ....Fuck.
