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Toad: Ok guys, if we’re gonna get people to take you seriously, you’re gonna need a cool team name.
Luigi: Team name?
Toad: Yeah you know, what people will call you when they dont want to say “Mario and Luigi”.
Mario: Um ok…how-a bout the-
Toad: Hmmm seems a little basic, too normal and mundane.
Luigi: Then how about-a the-
Toad: *slams hands on table* Love it! Inspiring! Incredible! Yes i can see it now! The-
Toad: Are gonna be a household name throughout all the Mushroom Kingdom!
Peach: There's a huge universe out there, with a lot of galaxies.
Mario: Hey maybe we’ll see it one day.
Toad: Yeah! We’ll get a spaceship and FLY across the universe having awesome adventures! Meet new people! Defeat new evils and-
Luigi: Ok little man calm down, lets keep it “down to earth”.
Mario: Hilarious brother, Hilarious.
Luigi: Though i did meet this star dude when i was trapped in Bowsers castle but he was……something. I wonder what happened to him.
*Meanwhile in Space*
Yellow Luma: Lumalee! Where have you been?! What happened?! Mamas been worried sick!
Lumalee: I nearly finally felt deaths sweet and cold embrace.
Yellow Luma:….Ok lets head back home.
Mario: I think we’re-a gonna have to kill this guy Luigi.
Luigi: Okie-Dokie.
*During Luigis mansion*
Luigi looking at a bunch of ghosts: Those things look-a scary! Can i go home now?
E.Gadd: Yes they are! No you cant.
Luigi: Meanie.
*What if Mario took Kirbys place*
Galeem: What do you have that your comrades didn’t?
Mario: A Cape-a!
*Mario deflects Galeems beam right back him*
Rosalina to the Lumas: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Wapeach: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Daisy: Your relationship sounds exhausting.
Mario: Maybe yours is a little lazy.
Daisy: Luigi and I have been together for 15 years and the only debate we had about "Toady Boy" is whether it's awesome or super-awesome. That's love, bitch.
(Daisy and Luigi high-five each other without looking)
Mario: Together we’ll save-a the princess or die trying!
…..
Luigi: Die?
