#incorrect maylor

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Freddie: my freshman college roommate Roger sat me down at the start of the year and said “heads up, I’m gonna be bringing a lot of guys around, maybe some girls too. Get used to it, because this ain’t highschool anymore.”

Freddie: anyways he brought like one tall space nerd who plays guitar back the whole year and now they’re married

[iminlovewith-rogers-car]

Rog & Deaky: Bri

Brian: what

Rog & Deaky: Brian

Bri: WHAT

Rog & Deaky: BRIAN you fell asleep, what a bitch

Brian: I'M LITERALLY ANSWERING YOU, YOU PAIR OF IDIOTS

[ohmyrogermay]

Brian: you know when you hear your name, but no one actually called you?

Brian: what if it's someone from an alternative universe trying to get your attention?

Roger: Brian, it's 3 am, go to sleep.

[radiogagaga]

Roger: * comes in from a bike ride strachted up*

Brian: What happened?

Roger: I ran into something

Brian: What?

Roger: The ground.

[bohrhapmemes]

computer: enter a new password

brian: [types “roger”]

computer: password is too short

brian, sighing: i know

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Brian: *grumbling* you're an idiot

Roger, grinning: yes I am!

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Roger: How stupid do you think I am?!

Brian: You really want an honest answer to that?

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Brian: I don't know if I can do this concert tonight

Roger: Just go get changed, you know Freddie will take most of the attention anyways. You have ten minutes before I’m physically dragging you out of this flat by your curls