Part 1 of Queen Being a Disaster: Is Kidnapping Illegal?
[1971]
(the boys be chilling in Freddie’s flat)
Roger: is kidnapping illegal?
Brian: umm yes?????
Freddie: what if they consent to it??
Brian: YES
Roger: what if it’s for a good cause?
Brian: *pauses* what kind of cause are we talking here???
Roger: like making sure our band doesn’t go down the drain before it even had a chance to get started
Freddie: *nods in agreement*
Brian:
Roger:
Freddie:
Brian: … what did you do
Roger: nothing
Freddie: just discussing the morals of kidnapping. As people do
Brian: no, people don’t do that, YOU do that
Roger: well it really doesn’t matter *gets up from his chair* bc I believe kidnapping can be the answer to our problems
Brian: you—what
Freddie: just hear us out Brian *follows Roger*
Brian: *sitting dumbfounded in the chair*
*moments later Roger and Freddie return, dragging a long-haired, green-eyed, scarred for life man behind them*
Roger: *smiling proudly* Brian, I’d like to introduce you to John Deacon!
Freddie: we’re calling him Deaky for short
Brian:
Freddie:
Roger:
Deaky:
Brian: dID YOU KIDNAP US A BASS PLAYER-
Roger: … perhaps
Brian:
Deaky: please help me-
