#incorrect john deacon

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Netflix who's watching meme ft Queen:

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[radiogagaga]

Roger: John has strong opinions about pretty much everything.

Roger: Go ahead, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Brian: Hey John, how do you feel about frogs?

John: Love them. If you hate them, fuck you. They're just sticky little babies. They don't know shit.

[iminlovewith-rogers-car]

Rog & Deaky: Bri

Brian: what

Rog & Deaky: Brian

Bri: WHAT

Rog & Deaky: BRIAN you fell asleep, what a bitch

Brian: I'M LITERALLY ANSWERING YOU, YOU PAIR OF IDIOTS

[rogerinaataylorr]

John: Would you shoot one of your best friends in the leg for ten million dollars?

Roger: Hey Freddie, shoot me in the leg and then when I heal we'll use the money to live luxuriously

Freddie: Then you can shoot me in the leg so we'll have twenty million.

Roger: Good idea. Fuck the system!

[divinearlequin]

Freddie : My cats are better than others cats and all the humans.

Roger : My car is better than other cars and all the humans*

Brian : My badgers and other badgers are better than all the humans**

John : What is wrong with this band ?

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Brian, setting down a card: Ace of spades Freddie, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Roger, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Deaky, trembling: What are we playing

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Queen as Salem quotes

Freddie:

And: (probably Freddie to Jim)

Deaky:

Brian:

*and space

Roger:

Also, Brian @ Deaky during Hot Space:

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Miami: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Deaky: I did it, I broke it.

Miami: No. No, you didn't. Brian?

Brian: Don't look at me, look at Rog.

Roger: What? I didn't break it.

Brian: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Roger: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!

Brian: Suspicious.

Roger: No, it's not!

Paul: If it matters, probably not, but Freddie was the last one to use it.

Freddie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Paul: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Freddie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Paul!

Deaky: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Miami.

Miami: No! Who broke it?

Roger: Miami? Reid has been awfully quiet...

Reid: Really? Oh my god!

*everyone arguing*

Miami: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Miami: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.