#incorrect megstiel

[demonintrainingsblog]

Meg: *totally in a flirty mood* *whispers into castiels ear* talk dirty to me

Cas: *confused* dust... Dirt... Mud....

[loverofdemoncorns]

Megstiel Headcanon #19

Castiel materialises his wings on occasion when Meg is either pissed off, injured or just feeling generally shitty. He’ll lay next to her on their bed and spread one wing over her like a comforter whilst holding her hand. She complains, groans and makes a fuss but cannot move as the wing is so heavy it pins her down. However, Meg secretly enjoys the warmth and comfort of Cas’ wing and snuggles closer. Sometimes she’ll pretend to be in a bad mood just for the reason she feels safe and protected when he does this. Occasionally Cas will also do it post-sex just because he wants to protect her like a giant bird protecting his mate... in fact, Castiel secretly thinks of Meg as his mate but he’d never tell her that as she’d scoff and tell him he’s an overgrown bird.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

*Dean, Cas and Meg are lost in a forest and Sam is on his way to save them, but they must spend the night there*

Dean: *has always hated Meg, will always do so* I'm done with this.

Meg: me too. I'm going to sleep. Cas, spoon with me.

Cas:

Meg: what? We need to huddle together for warmth

Dean:

Meg: *smirks*

Dean: No Cas, you're my best friend. You're going to spoon with me.

Meg: I called first spoon. Cas, get over here right now.

Dean: Novak, don't throw away a lifelong bro-ship for a one-night-spoon with Meg *glare*

Meg: *glare*

Cas:

Cas: Okay enough. We're gonna stop fighting. We're gonna lie down and we're gonna triple-spoon like grownups.

Dean, Meg: what

Cas: come on, bring it in. Bring it in.

*dramatic music*

[demonintrainingsblog]

Meg and Cas: *playing just dance*

Meg: *winning for most of the song*

Cas: *gets all the yeah moves and beats meg*

Meg: *yelling* you stupid angel!

Cas: *laughing*

Meg: I'M mad, stop talking to me.

Sleepy sam: stop yelling its 3 am...

[loverofdemoncorns]

Megstiel Headcanon #10 (wildly AU and slightly crack)

Cas: *gently tucking an iridescent feather black feather into Meg's hair*

Meg: What was that?

Cas: A symbol of my devotion to you.

Meg: *confused* It's a feather...

Cas: It's a feather from my wings...it is rather difficult to materialise them on the Earthly plane... however, it was worth the discomfort.

Meg: oh.

Meg: *feeling inferior at this angel devoting himself to her, kiss him gently on the lips*

[demonintrainingsblog]

Cas: you're so sweet and cute and precious

Meg: I'M NOT SWEET! I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS! I'M A DEMON. AND NOW I'M VERY PISSED OFF.

Cas: :3 how cute.

[demonintrainingsblog]

*fight between meg and cas*

Meg: bite me!

Cas: *flirty* Where?

Meg: *tiny gasp*

[loverofdemoncorns]

Megstiel Headcanon #3

Meg and Cas are Married...

Meg: Hey Clarence, it says here that that really nice Italian restaurant are doing a special valentines event for unmarried couples who want to propose... free champagne and deserts but limited space! We should do it...

Cas: But... we are already married...

Meg: Yes but we can pretend not to be for the free stuff! C'mon it'll be fun.

Cas: Will I have to propose again? It was uncomfortable enough the first time.

Meg: That's kinda the point... to get the freebies you gotta propose.

Cas: What if you reject me?

Meg: ..... *shakes head and kisses him instead*