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[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: Omi-kun, what if I got kidnapped? Kiyoomi, internally: Option 1: I sure hope they do. Option 2: Who would want to kidnap you? Option 3: Trust me, they'd bring you back? Kiyoomi: No one's going to kidnap you, baby. Atsumu: I knew you'd say that.

[haikyuuincorrecttrash]

sakusa: how do you usually get out of these kind of messes?

atsumu: i don’t. i create a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

[snsart]

Sakusa: the party was great guys but now I'm going to sleep, see you later!

Atsumu: wait, aren't you forgetting anything?

Sakusa: oh right!*gives Atsumu a kiss* now I'm going.

Atsumu: I was...talking about your jacket.

Bokuto:

Hinata:

Inunaki: I KNEW IT!!

[nessaxc]

Atsumu: fist me

Sakusa: I- wha- what the fuck?

Atsumu: *holds out his fist for a fist bump*

Sakusa: right, that's what you- right okay God Jesus fucking Christ-

Atsumu: *smirks at the camera like the little shit he is*

[frshark]

Atsumu : take me to the art museum and hold my hand

Sakusa : but they say not to touch the masterpieces

Atsumu, blushing : oh

Sakusa : i was actually talking about myself, but sure

[nihoniii]

enaga: mr. sakusa, tell us more about your teammates.

sakusa: well, that.. is an idiot.

enaga: oh, which one of them?

sakusa: no, i was pointing at the three of them.

atsumu: !!!

[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: */trying to sway Omi's attention by walking back and forth with just a t-shirt on and a boxer on while Omi is attending an online meeting. Kiyoomi: Atsu, do you know what's the worst part in killing you? Atsumu: What is it~ Kiyoomi: That I can only do it once.

[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: Today, we'll be celebrating King Atsumu Day, how could you not? It's on every calendar. Hinata, shows his calendar: How about this one? Atsumu, snaps his finger: Suna! Suna: */drew a face of Atsumu on Ocotber 5 in Hinata's calendar: Atsumu: There it is. See?