#incorrect nct vision

[wonwooze]

lucas: *playing off key guitar*

renjun: hey man, you take requests?

lucas: sure

renjun: stop.

[iamrobs196]

Mark: I really couldn't sleep last night.

Yuta: I bet you couldn't dream either he he

Mark:... Dream *sobs*

Taeyong: ENOUGH! Leave him alone.

[iamrobs196]

Taeyong: Do, could you please give them the talk?

Doyoung: Aight, listen up!

Doyoung: You're now adults. You'll have to pay bills, eventually you'll end up with a dept or a mortgage, maybe both. You'll become depressed. GROWING UP SUCKS SO BRACE YOURSELVES! And eve...

00's:...

Jaemin: *sobbing*

Taeyong: STOP! Wrong talk!

*hands everyone a tissue and a bar of chocolate*

[iamrobs196]

*127 at Inkigayo*:

Yuta: Gosh, I'm hungry...

Host: Do you want a sandwich?

Yuta: Ah, no thanks, I'm taken...

[iamrobs196]

Chenle: Hyung, did you know that Egyptian cobras are one of the most venomous snakes.

Ten: Oh, I think Doyoung could still compete with them.

Doyoung:...

[wonwooze]

sm: so, in this meeting today we’re going to talk about company rules

doyoung, leaving:

sm: i would like your undivided attention please

doyoung, glaring: you couldn’t handle my undivided attention

[iamrobs196]

3pm, dorm

Doyoung: Did y'all know that if you put a goldfish in a dark place, after some time it will turn white?

Chenle: Oh really?

Taeyong (from the distance): DON'T YOU EVEN TRY!

[iamrobs196]

Johnny: Do, wanna go out shopping with me?

Doyoung: Sorry, no. I'm allergic to pollen and people.

Johnny: Fair enough.