#incorrect nct 127

[ggmarchwi]

therapist: so i'll be showing you pictures and i need you to blurt the first few words that you think of

therapist: /shows a picture of mark

doyoung: child, pure, pride, love

therapist: /shows a picture of taeyong

doyoung: best friend, enemy, care, brother

therapist: /shows a picture of haechan

doyoung: WAR, VIOLENCE, CHAOS, REVENGE-

[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: *throws his head onto Doyoung's lap* Tell me I'm pretty

Doyoung: Pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: we're on a date, it's going smooth. We go back to my place, you're thinking we're about to get freaky then BOOM! 30 minute plant tour!

[breakyourperfection]

Taeil:*to Haechan* No offense, you know you're my best friend, and I love you, but let's face it-

Taeil: you're a nightmare

[breakyourperfection]

Jisung: what does wap mean?

Haechan: it means-

Mark, bursting through the door: IT MEANS WORSHIP AND PRAYER

Haechan: no, it doesn-

Mark: *starts singing kumbaya*

[ggmarchwi]

nctzen: ok johnny, how tall are you?

johnny: idk, like, 6 foot?

nctzen: haha okay, but how tall are you really?

johnny: um... 6... foot???

nctzen: LIES

[ggmarchwi]

“ma'am, i’m so sorry, i’ll make sure these two little shits won’t do it again. pls don’t expel them. this is like, their 4th school already and it’s just for this semester. here’s an apology gift.”

[ggmarchwi]

nct to nctzens every unit comeback is literally:

nctzens: did you guys watch (unit)'s mv?! so good!

nct: of course! haha. like last week, way before you did

nctzens:

nct: we also listened to the album, you know... way before you did

nctzens:

nct: u wish u were us huh?

nctzens:

nct: we have nct premium :D