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Yukine: Can you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Hiyori and Kofuku: *crouches down*

Daikoku: *kneels down*

Yato and Kazuma: *sits on the floor*

Yukine: I fucking hate you all.

Yukine: I am going to have some juice, Yato you want some?

Yato: Juice is just boneless fruit.

Yukine: *turns and stares at Yato* there are times where I love you with all of my heart and then you go and say stupid shit like that.

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can,not garbage can't.

- The one and only,Yato

Yato: Wanna hear a joke?

Kazuma: No

Yato: Pleaasssseeeeeeeee?

Kazuma: Fine. Go ahead.

Yato: Knock. Knock!

Kazuma: Come in.

Yato: ..........

Yato: I hate you.

(on a boat)

Daikoku: Have you ever seen the ocean up close, Yato?

Yato: I'm sorry?

Daikoku: (throws him into the sea)

Yato: *spins around in a chair ominously* I've been expecting y-

Yato: *chair continues to spin* Shit

Yato: *tries to stop spinning* Shit!

Yato: *tries grab a Lamp OR table to stop spinning* sHIT

Yato: *falls out of chair* SHIT

Yukine: Man, it's sure dark in here.

Yato: .......

Yukine: I'm not scared or anything.

Yato: ......

Yukine: I mean, who's scared of dark these days? Not me, no Sir.

Yato: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Yukine: Yes, please.

Yato: If you like me, raise your hands!

Bishamon: What do I do if I don't like you?

Yato: Then, raise your standards Bitch-

#incorrect norgami