incorrect obx quotes

the outer banks. paradise on earth. admin believes kiara is a lesbian which means kiara is in fact a lesbian :)

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sarah: truth is, i only know one truly platonic relationship.

kiara: you and me?

sarah: don't make me laugh, kiara. you want to hit this so hard.

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jj: appreciate the little things in life.

john b: *hugs sarah*

sarah: I GET IT IM SHORT! STOP REMINDING ME.

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kiara: i can't take this anymore. somebody take me out.

sarah: in the date way or the assassination kind of way?

kiara: i don't care. surprise me.

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cleo: how do we usually get out of these messes?

john b: we don't. we make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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pope: you know, kie gives sarah flowers every day. i wish you'd do that too.

jj: um, ok?

[the next day]

jj: *hands sarah flowers*

sarah: why-

jj: yeah i don't get it either.

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jj: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*

pope: what did you think a tiger shark was, jj?

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john b: everything will be alright.

pope: how can you say that?

john b: because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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sarah: what are you doing here?

john b: i should ask you the same question.

sarah: this is my boat.

john b: i should ask you a different question.

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kie: has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?

jj: oh yeah.

john b: all the time.

pope: by all likelihood, we shouldn't be.

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pope: i'm jj maybank's emergency contact.

officer: so you're here to pick him up?

pope: i'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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kie: whoa whoa whoa, you think i'm into sarah?

john b: yes kie i do, because you are.

jj: you mentioned her name nine times in the last ten minutes.

kie: nobody asked you, jj.

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jj: when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

pope: i keep a list. it's alphabetized.

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jj: can i ask a stupid question?

kie: better than anyone i know.

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john b: i trust jj.

cleo: you think he knows what he's doing?

john b: im not sure i would go that far.

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kiara: how's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?

sarah, without looking up: i don't know, how are you doing?

kiara, voice cracking: i'm fine.

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jj: that was just the kind of laugh i need on a monday.

john b: it's tuesday, jj.

pope:

pope: it's thursday.

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jj: come on i didn't drink that much last night.

john b: you were flirting with pope.

jj: so? he's my boyfriend.

kie: you asked if he was single and then cried when he said he wasn't.