#incorrect p2 quotes

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Eikichi: Going to class, writing stuff down. You love all that nerdy stuff.

Lisa: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Eikichi: Forget stuff, like a cool person.

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After the Demon Contact where Jun flirts with Tatsuya

Tatsuya: Jun, what you did took guts. I'm impressed.

Jun: Thanks, Tatsu.

Tatsuya: And such a creative way to tell the world you're gay.

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Baofu: So just because something’s illegal, it’s wrong?

Katsuya: …YES!

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After defeating the Last Battalion

Eikichi: We could make a religion out of this.

Jun: No, don't.

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Demon Negotiation gone wrong

Yukino: You gave him full immunity!? Are you insane!?

Maya: You told me to cut a deal!

Yukino: I thought maybe you’d drop charges on one or two felonies, but do you know how many crimes we’re forgiving? Six-

Maya: That’s not so bad.

Yukino: HUNDRED! *slams files on the table*

Maya: Oh, that’s way more.

Yukino: Grand theft auto, grand theft auto, grand theft auto, dog fraud!

Eikichi: I sold a guy a fake Pekingese… T'was a cat.

Yukino: You will not win me over with your use of “t'was”.

Eikichi: T'wasn’t trying to.

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Shadow: I don't like humans. Though I don't mind having them for a meal.

Tatsuya: (grinning) So... you're conversing with your food?

Shadow: YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF!!

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Baofu: I am choosing to ignore this verdict.

Katsuya: You can't ignore the verdict.

Baofu: What verdict? See, this is me ignoring the verdict.

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[Tatsuya wearing a helmet while using his motorcycle]

Eikichi: That helmet looks kind of lame.

Tatsuya: You know what's not lame? Safety.