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"Clowns are marching along singing a song just like they do.

If the clowns were singing a song, I'd sing along, wouldn't you too?

If you just knew what they could do, if you just knew what would they do?"

-Panic! At the Disco

Dallon, entering the room: bonjour!

Brendon: fuck outta here with that shit I don't speak croissant

Patrick: Is that your hand on my ass?

Dallon: It's an accident.

Patrick: Dallon, your hand's still on my ass.

Dallon: It's still an accident!

Incorrect Band Quotes

Brendon: Look, if you have any objections, feel free to leave them in the suggestions box

Ryan: That's just a trash can

Brendon: Exactly

Brendon: I love all my bandmates equally

Brendon: Spencer, Dallon, Jon, Brent, Nicole, Mike, Dan, and...

*looks at smudged handwriting on hand*

Brendon: Riley

Ryan: I finished my Christmas list I can't wait

Brendon: What is it?

*Ryan passes him the list*

Brendon, reading the list in his head:

Boyfriend

$1,000,000 in cash

The souls of those who have displeased me this year

Another boyfriend in case the first one escapes

Money

Brendon: ...we need to talk

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