#incorrect phan

[danisnotonfirebrand]

D&P texting c. 2009

phil: come over

dan: i can't my car only has three wheels

phil: do u have a tricycle

dan: you were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"

phil: i was distracted by ur tricycle

dan: ok start over

phil: ok

phil: come over

dan: i can't my car only has three wheels

phil: what color is ur tricycle

dan: fuck you

[totallycorrectphanquotes]

Dan: *falls asleep*

Phil: *proceeds to pile stuffed animals on him*

[potterlockedspn]

Phil: You seriously have a fan account...dedicated to...my eyelash?

Dan (aggressively hiding his and Phil's mobiles): nO wHy WoUlD yOu ThInK tHaT

[lonely-teen-vibes]

Incorrect phan #2

Dan: Phil do you know what the date is today?

Phil:....... is it On this day in 1781, Britain's Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, Virginia, handing a huge victory to American Gen. George Washington and effectively ending the American Revolution and assuring America's independence?

Dan: what the fuck it’s out 10 year anniversary.....

[danisnotonfirebrand]

Dan: Phil, can I take you to my therapist?

Phil: Uh, sure. Why?

Dan: He thinks I'm making you up.

[danisnotonfirebrand]

Phil: What happens if you put a werewolf on the Moon?

Dan: He'd explode and die because there's no oxygen on the Moon.

Phil: I never said we'd send him up without a suit, you monster.

[danisnotonfirebrand]

Phil: You're my secret Santa.

Dan: Wat

Phil: Oh shit, I meant soulmate.

[danisnotonfirebrand]

Dan: Are you cooking?

Phil: I wanted to do something nice for you.

Dan: But instead you cooked?