#incorrect phan quotes

[totallycorrectphanquotes]

Phil: I love you

Dan: *hands Phil the laundry basket* Nice try but that won't get you out of laundry

( inspired by @ephemeral-chaoxs )

[phantom-of-musicals]

Raoul after Madame Giry tells Raoul the tale of the Phantom:

[fairylightsthief]

I thought I was crushed after Basically I'm Gay and Coming Out To You but Draw My Life: Part 2 showed me that I wasn't

[hwardlaunch]

Interviewer: *asks questions specific to only Phil*

Phil: yeah so we-

Interviewer: we? I asked a question specific to you individually

Phil: ohh okay

Phil: yeah so dan and I-

[unaesthetic-fandom-blog]

Phil: did it hurt?

Dan: *sighs* when i fell from heaven-

Phil: when you fell from the vending machine

Dan:

Phil: cuz you're a snack

[thnksfrthreunion]

Dan: Phil, why is there cereal in the freezer?

Phil: I wanted a cereal popsicle...

Dan: So you put dry cereal in the freezer?

Phil: Of corse not, I added milk first!

Dan: *shakes head and walks away*

[philstolemylion]

phil: fuck you dan.

dan: is that an insult or a to do list?

[thermalneutronraisins]

Phil, getting chased by Dan: How’s the view from back there??

Dan, under his breath: It looks incredible

Phil: What?

Dan: I SAID YOU LOOK EDIBLE

Phil:

Dan: wait