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Danny: We have two children. Danielle would help me hide a corpse, and Dan is the reason we have the corpse in the first place.

Vlad: *walking by with a shovel* Hope that clears things up.

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Vlad: To be fair, I was going through some stuff—

Tucker: You mean death?

Danny: Hey I went through that too and I didn't try to kill anybody.

Dan: *slowly stands up*

Danny: Sit down right now or you're grounded.

Dan: *slowly sits back down*

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Danny, talking to Sam: Really, the main issue with politics is politicians forgetting that they can be killed.

Vlad: ...I suddenly feel very unsafe in my own home.

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Danny: *falls asleep on Vlad's chest*

Vlad: ...

Vlad: *whispers* Hello happiness, I haven't seen you in a while.

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-At Starbucks-

Danny: Can I get a java chip frappe with three pumps of chocolate and twelve shots of espresso?

Vlad: Dear God, just do cocaine.

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Phantom: Is this even legal?

Plasmius: Since when has the law ever stopped either of us?

Phantom: ...Touché.

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Vlad: Why are you so mean to me!?

Danny: I promised to beat up anyone who hurt you, and you hurt yourself the most.

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Vlad: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab people in the eyes, I can make mittens—

Danny: What was that middle part?

Dani: He can make a hat.