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Dumbledore: Minerva, that's mean! What did I tell you about comparing Dolores Umbridge to Voldemort?

McGonagall: That it's offensive to Voldemort?

[WHILE DOING GROUP YOGA]

McGonagall: Release ALL of the sounds trapped inside your mind.

Snape: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

McGonagall: You know what they say about drinking alone?

Snape: That there's twice as much to drink?

MCGonagall: ... Touche.

McGonagall: Did you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?

Snape: Should I not have?

Harry: (raises hand)

McGonagall: Yes, Potter, you can go to the restroom.

Harry: No, Professor, I know the answer.

McGonagall: (laughs)

McGonagall: Wait. You're serious?

I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Gilderoy Lockhart

Dumbledore: You have a question, Mr. Black?

Sirius: Yeah.

Sirius: It's hard to picture you as a boy.

Sirius: Did your parents call you Professor Dumbledore?

Lupin: Have a good day!

Draco: Don't tell me what to do.

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