#incorrect quotes bartylus

[nothelena21]

Things that Barty would (probably) give Regulus for his birthday.

1- Books... especially one whose title is: "how to learn to swim in three simple steps"

2- Marijuana.

3- A box of sour sweets.

4- A replica of a human heart.

5- Brand clothing.

6- A bottle of whiskey.

7- A calendar with photographs of both of them in various places (one of those places is the bed and they are semi naked).

8- An origami figure (yes, it's obviously a cat).

9- A "voucher for... (Hopefully it's sex, Regulus Arcturus Black)".

10- "Do you remember that time a man stopped us to sell us a star...?"

[nothelena21]

Bartylus be like:

Regulus: Don't you get tired of being so irritating to the human ear?

Barty: Don't you get tired of being so full of yourself that it leaks out of your pores and you drown the other people in a room?

Regulus: No.

Barty: I could say the same thing.

Regulus: Perfect. Let's start dating.

Barty: Great.

[nothelena21]

If you ask Regulus, he doesn't have any complexes with his height that prevents him from flirting with his boyfriend.

(but yes, Regulus has a complex with his height and he can't solve it in any way, but he refuses to accept it -like Sirius did-)

Regulus: what is that to measure less than the other boys of my age? I hate my 1 meter with 78 centimeters, I want the 1 meter with 88 centimeters of Evan or the Greengrass!

Regulus: fucking genetics

Evan: "genetic shit" gave you fucking gray eyes.

Regulus: But I didn't want these stupid gray eyes... I wanted to be tall!

Barty: -embarrassed- I like that you're short and have gray eyes...

[nothelena21]

Regulus: -drunk- I'm not an expert on gay, but I would definitely get fucked by Barty.

Evan: -drunk- I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay to me.

Barty: -drunk- I'm an expert, that's completely gay.

[nothelena21]

Evan: Hey Reg! Are you free on Saturday?

Regulus: -confused- I think yes.

Evan: Brilliant

Evan: Barty! Are you free on Saturday?

Barty: Yeah.

Evan: Absolutely great.

Evan: I'm not free on Saturday! I'm dating Mary... but you guys can go together!

Evan: Have a nice date!

Regulus: ...did he just...?

Barty: Yeah.

[nothelena21]

Barty: -hidden in a closet-.

Regulus: -open the closet and look at Barty-.

Regulus: Are you planning to get out of there?

Barty: Oh yeah... sure... I'll come out of the closet for you...

Regulus: Great, because there are several things I want to try and...

Barty: Yes? Okay, sounds good to me...

Evan: -enter the room and watch the scene-.

Barty & Regulus: What?

Evan: Oh, nothing... I just watch you have a very very very gay moment that you are not aware of what happens.

Barty & Regulus: ...

Evan: I will be your best man.

[nothelena21]

-seventh year-

Regulus: Wait... are you in love with me!?

Barty: From the age of eleven... Thanks for noticing.

[nothelena21]

Barty: You're an idiot!

Regulus: And you are a piece of shit!

Barty: Ha! Just shut up!

Regulus: Shut me up!

Barty: -kiss it-

Regulus: -kisses him more-

Evan: -dining- Wait, wait, wait... what the fuck was this?