#bartyreg

[nothelena21]

Bartylus be like:

Regulus: Don't you get tired of being so irritating to the human ear?

Barty: Don't you get tired of being so full of yourself that it leaks out of your pores and you drown the other people in a room?

Regulus: No.

Barty: I could say the same thing.

Regulus: Perfect. Let's start dating.

Barty: Great.

[nothelena21]

Headcanon

Barty and Regulus took care of each other, of anything or anyone.

illustrative images below

[nothelena21]

Evan: Hey Reg! Are you free on Saturday?

Regulus: -confused- I think yes.

Evan: Brilliant

Evan: Barty! Are you free on Saturday?

Barty: Yeah.

Evan: Absolutely great.

Evan: I'm not free on Saturday! I'm dating Mary... but you guys can go together!

Evan: Have a nice date!

Regulus: ...did he just...?

Barty: Yeah.

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Evan: Good evening, dear colleagues, do you have time to talk about religion?

Amycus: What the fuck, Rosier?

Mulciber: I have my religion very clear, thank you very much.

Snape: -confused- Wait, you weren't an atheist?

Evan: It was, but that changed when... -he shows them a sheet with a very elaborate drawing of Regulus and Barty kissing- ...this appeared before my eyes!

Avery: What the fu...?

Evan: -stop it- Bartylus! Barty and Regulus...

Snape: ...

Mulciber: ...

Avery: ...

Amycus: ...

Alecto: ...I'm interested.

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Barty: -hidden in a closet-.

Regulus: -open the closet and look at Barty-.

Regulus: Are you planning to get out of there?

Barty: Oh yeah... sure... I'll come out of the closet for you...

Regulus: Great, because there are several things I want to try and...

Barty: Yes? Okay, sounds good to me...

Evan: -enter the room and watch the scene-.

Barty & Regulus: What?

Evan: Oh, nothing... I just watch you have a very very very gay moment that you are not aware of what happens.

Barty & Regulus: ...

Evan: I will be your best man.

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Regulus: Shut up now! Barty don't like me.

Evan: Yes, he likes you.

Amycus: Yes, he likes you.

Alecto: Yes, he likes you.

Avery: Yes, he likes you.

Snape: Yes, he likes you.

Mulciber: Yes, he likes you.

Barty: Yes, I like you.

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Barty: -picks up a highlighter and begins to paint Regulus's face-.

Regulus: but, whAT THE FUCK?

Barty: oh, sorry... I was highlighting what is most important to me.

Regulus: but ... -he cries-

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Regulus: Crouch.

Barty: Black.

Regulus: ¡Crouch!

Barty: ¡Black!

Regulus: -sigh- Enough! You won't take my last name when we get married!

Barty: But Bartemius Caspar Black sounds great!

Regulus: I refuse to remain a Black for the rest of my life!

Regulus: ...plus, Regulus Arcturus Crouch sounds so much better!

Barty: -sound of outrage-

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So... do you prefer Regulus Crouch or Bartemius Black?