#incorrect rocketman quotes

[adam-lallana]

Elton, teaching Taron how to drive: So you’re driving a long and suddenly Jamie and Richard walk out. Quick! What do you hit?

Taron, immidiately: Jamie, for sure. I could never hurt Richard.

Elton, massaging his temples: The breaks, Taron. You hit the breaks.

[theincorrectfandom]

Elton: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Taron: But, Elton...

Elton: Okay, I forgive you.

[eyes-have-died]

Elton: I know I’m a billionaire but I like to be modest. I don't want people to think that I’m better than them or-

Bernie: You’re literally dressed as a rainbow chicken

Elton, looking at his outfit: Huh, I guess I am

[asshatproductions]

Elton and Bernie's meet-cute scene: original dialogue

Bernie: i wanna be a cowboy babyy

Elton: hell yea!

Bernie: i wanna be a cowboy babyyy

[incorrectclassicrock]

Elton John: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Bernie Taupin: Elton, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

[honkeycatss]

On all levels except on physical, taron egerton is this.

[casual-space-plant]

Ray giving Elton the envelope of Bernie's music: I have total faith in you

Ray later: There’s like a 30% chance they’ll both die

[thecaptainfantastic]

Elton: Bernie, can you do me a favor?

Bernie, instantly: I would literally die for you, but go on.