#queue of ages

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Duff McKagan: *pulls back curtain while Slash is showering*

Duff McKagan: Are we– stop screaming it’s me– are we out of vodka?

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Orisa on PTR

My new favorite to do in PTR is to get uncomfortably close to my teammates and spam Orisa's "Do you need a hug?" Voiceline

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Robert Plant: ‘allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?

Jimmy Page: Oh no. You’re at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?

Robert Plant: I am an inebriated elf. You may fucketh off.

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Lars Ulrich: Go big or go home!

Kirk Hammett: I am begging you, Lars. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Lars Ulrich, whispering: I'm going big.

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Dave Mustaine: Do girls get their periods on the weekends too?

Doro Pesch: Yes.

Dave Mustaine, muttering: Jesus Christ.

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Cliff Burton: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

James Hetfield: Hey, Lars, how tall are you?

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Steve Harris: When I said “Bring me back something from the beach.” I meant like, a seashell.

Bruce Dickinson, struggling to hold down a seagull: Well, you didn’t fucking say that.

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Slash: Everyone wants you to shut up.

Axl Rose: And yet I won’t. Case in point.