Jul 14, 2020
Elton: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.
Taron: But, Elton...
Elton: Okay, I forgive you.
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Elton: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.
Taron: But, Elton...
Elton: Okay, I forgive you.
On all levels except on physical, taron egerton is this.
Elton: A girl just asked me out.
Bernie: Okay... Ooh free dinner.
Elton: Taupin, I don't like girls.
Bernie: You like dinner.
Elton: I'm making a documentary about my life. Bernie, I think you should play the role of my father.
Bernie: I don't want to be your father.
Elton: Perfect, you already know your lines.
Bernie: Hi, I'm Bernie Taupin. You are?
Elton: Not as straight as I thought, apparently.
Taron: Everything's going to be fine. It's just a crush.
Richard: Hey, Taron.
Taron: I love you.
Elton: David, this is Taron, he-
David: Elton, you can't keep adopting more children
Elton: too late, I already adopted him
Taron: so what's your type?
Richard: kind, dumb, cute smile, can sing like a god, loves oreos
Taron: that sounds like me. too bad i'm not a girl
Richard: did i mention dumb?
Taron: yeah
Richard: okay just making sure