Elton John, Last of Us, and Wicked

23 | ESFP | They/Them | Elton John Encyclopedia | Current Hyperfixation: Wicked

[marsneedstherapy]

[shugcelie]

if this was made into the final cut i would’ve died in the cinema

[sakurabraches]

i think there's a very strong case that elphaba's psychotic breakdown actually started after boq's transformation and her falling out with nessa. because trying to rekindle your lesbian situationship on the eve of her wedding, crashing said wedding, and then running off with her fiancé and fucking him in the woods is simply not something a sane person does

[oddly-romantic]

what kills me is when elphaba says “just look at me” glinda’s face is like “oh good! i love looking at you :)”

[sakurabraches]

i honestly don't think it matters whether gelphie is romantic or platonic cuz the important thing is that they loved each other, but can we all agree that the best gelphie is the version where they're obsessive and odd about each other in a way that surpasses even the most obsessive and odd homoerotic friendships and makes everyone around them uncomfortable

[sakurabraches]

sad the elphaba-wizard truce in wonderful is gonna last all of like three minutes tops because we're being robbed of the absolute circus of the elphaba thropp redemption arc tour. cuz they'd 100% pull a "glinda's goodness fixed her wicked ways," which just sounds, like, so fucking annoying. but also with gelphie's homoeroticism and general gelphie-ness, all of oz is immediately gonna wonder what exactly they mean by glinda's goodness. and morrible hates this shit, because she's spent years pushing gliyero only for this to happen. and it'd be bad pr to break gliyero up when they're literally about the get married and honestly glinda's closeted af, but also elphie has to sleep in her room because they were roommates at shiz so ofc they're going to share a suite again. and every time they bring in more Animals they've captured they have to sic glinda on elphie and hope blondie can distract her from the fact they're still very much doing fascism with some weird male bird-esque mating dance

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

Poor Fiyero can you imagine watching the news at school and finding out that your first girlfriend became a domestic terrorist and your second girlfriend became a political prisoner in the ~18 hours you left them alone together

[stark-tony]

i still find it absolutely hysterical that supernatural queerbaited so close to the sun to the point that the only logical conclusion of what they had done was to make destiel canon

[orpheuslament]

i dont know why anyone would bother making more biopics when rocketman (2019) dir. dexter fletcher has already been done

[what-the-cap-dude]

I swear, Anthony Edward Stark cares so much about kids I imagine like it's not even funny.

I can imagine he has a bunch of young interns actually but he can't adopt them all since some of them actually have good parents and he would worry about spending enough individual time with them, knowing it's important to kids.

But like still, he's checking up on them, always like, "Before you start work, lemme see that homework. I know you're struggling in Spanish." I HC one time, the bravest girl alive, bucked up the courage and showed Tony her iron man fanfic

"And then I caught you? You didn't fall?"

"Yuh-huh."

"Well, good on me."

And yeah, he was holding back laughs, but the thought his intern looked up to him so much to write a little story warmed his heart, like, I love this man.

[honeybee2807]

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

[lokischocolatefountain]

[theendlessbond-deactivated20251]

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

[redwinesupercvnt]

"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

[therosielord]

It’s so funny to imagine Wicked from the perspective of one of the normal students at Shiz. There’s this girl and she’s weird and an overachieving nerd and no one likes her, but then the popular girl becomes best friends with her overnight so you guess she’s chill now. They might be sleeping together but no one’s really sure. They’re also low key dating the same guy but you’re not clear on if it’s a polycule situation or a love triangle. Whatever. You’re just trying to study for finals. Your history teacher gets arrested and no explains why. You just hope this won’t effect your grade in the class. The weird nerdy girl gets a letter from the president inviting her to come see him. Wow, that’s exciting. She and her maybe-girlfriend go off to the capitol and you go back to homework and dorm room parties. One day later one of your professors is on the national radio saying that the weird nerdy girl, who used to be her favorite student, is now a terrorist, has stolen the nuclear codes, and is on the run from the government. You are still expected to show up to class tomorrow.

[lena-luthor]

how am i supposed to be normal about elphaba reading glinda's note saying she hopes she gets all her heart desires & then immediately asking glinda to go to oz with her

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Galinda: [takes off Elphaba’s glasses]

Galinda: [feeling the last shreds of her heterosexuality slipping away]

Galinda: We’ll just…leave these on…

[moghedien]

The Wizard and Madame Morrible both definitely thought Glinda and Elphaba were fucking, it’s so funny