#incorrect royai

[dyingroses]

Riza: We're just friends, that's all Havoc: I've seen that man almost snap his neck because he heard your laugh and wanted to see why you were laughing. But yes, keep telling yourself you're just friends

[soufflegirl]

Roy: This is Lieutenant Hawkeye, not my assistant, she's ... Some other word.

Riza: I'm his carer.

Roy: Yeah, my carer. She cares, so I don't have to.

[greyjug]

Riza: You're a little late this morning. Where you've been?

Roy: Cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me

[dyingroses]

*watching their 6 year old*

Riza: Do you think she takes after you or me?

Roy: She yelled at me for not using a coaster

[dyingroses]

“’Cause you’re a king and I’m your lionheart”

Roy: Would it kill you to relax Riza: Probably. Riza: Likely it would kill you too. Riza: That's rather the point, sir Roy: *smiles* I'll risk it Roy: *extends hand to Riza* Dance with me source -> the-modern-typewriter

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