#incorrect royality

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Roman: I would die for you.

Patton, cheerfully: Oh, I would die for you, too!

Roman:

Roman, tearing up: Please don't do that.

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Patton: I could cuddle with you 23/7.

Roman: Why not 24/7?

Patton: Snack breaks.

Roman: Fair enough.

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Patton, frantically: There's a spider in your hair!

Roman: Then get it out!

Patton: *backs up* Are you kidding me?! I can't touch that thing!

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Patton: *whimpering*

Roman: Who did this to you?

Patton: It's nothing, I just stubbed my toe on the door

Roman, holding a chainsaw: Which door?

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Roman: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Patton: It was me-

Roman: Be forgiven, because everyone deserves a second chance!

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Patton: One time I tried to hand Roman a bowl of soup, and I tried to say “careful, it’s hot” and “here’s your soup” at the same time, so instead, I said “careful, it’s soup.”

Patton: The other sides haven’t stopped laughing about it since.

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Roman: So what’s for dinner?

Patton, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Patton: And what do we do when we feel sad?

Roman: We pet a dog.

Patton, nodding: We pet a dog