#incorrect patton

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: How much pain are you in

Logan: Pi

Patton: What?

Logan: Minimal yet never ending

Deceit: Stop spending time with Virgil

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Patton: *whimpering*

Roman: Who did this to you?

Patton: It's nothing, I just stubbed my toe on the door

Roman, holding a chainsaw: Which door?

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

Patton: *bangs hand against a table* ow! my armkle!

Logan: your what?

Virgil: his wrist.

Logan, to Patton: never speak to me again.

[zoei101]

Patton: always stay positive!

Patton: *falls down the stairs*

Patton: wow i got down those stairs so fast!

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: POSITIVITY TIME

Patton: HOPE

Patton: SAY IT WITH ME

Virgil: Hope

Patton: AND WHAT IS THAT

Virgil: the first step to disappointment

[incorrect-robbie]

Janus: *pours an entire thing of salt into Pattons hot chocolate*

Patton: *drinks it all*

Janus: Wasn’t it bad?

Patton: Yeah but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings :)

Janus:

Janus: I’m keeping you

Vs.

Janus: *pours an entire thing of salt into virgils Gatorade*

Virgil: *downs it in one gulp without flinching*

Janus: W-what

Virgil: *in a monotone voice* this is nothing compared to my inner pain

Janus: *calling picani*

[incorrect-robbie]

Employee: You’re ten dollars short

Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!

Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short

Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*

Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*

Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*

Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: I have a joke

Logan: No-

Patton: Last one of the day I swear

Logan: Fine

Patton: Why should you be nice to your dentist

Logan: Idk why

Patton: Because they have fillings too :D

Logan:

Virgil: Pfft